she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
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btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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