Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
