Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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