He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
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FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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