Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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