I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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I need water and some morals
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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