What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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