I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
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