Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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