Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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