How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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