i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
