im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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