So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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