So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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