doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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