her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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