This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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