I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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