We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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