Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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