Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
