I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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