Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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