I don't think brook has ever known best
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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