I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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