just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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