Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
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decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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