Non-Jews are for practice
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Let's get the cat blown out
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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