what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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