I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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