I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
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