Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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