is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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