my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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