She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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