I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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