dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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