...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i drank out of a bidet.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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