just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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