stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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