real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Randomize
