Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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