they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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