no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
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How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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