ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
Randomize