If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
You've changed since you got that strap on
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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