Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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