Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I think I am morally bankrupt
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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