i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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