Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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