Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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