We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
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We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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