whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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