just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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