I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Ladies don't puke and tell
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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