i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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