He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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i think i recognize dicks better than faces
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
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I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
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