She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Randomize
