I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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